seriously, world. Let's cancel the whole new years holiday.

I don't really understand why we need to close hospitals, grocery stores, Burger King, and the GI depot early just for the birth of our miraculous planet. Its just an excuse for all the singles out there to get wasted and try to have a regretful evening, or for high schoolers to not need an excuse to have a "party". (namely, the high schoolers whose main interest is getting sloppy drunk.)

If you watch Arrested Development...

You KNOW you want this t-shirt.

Christmas: a time of jolly cheer.

I've spent loads of time with all of my friends back in Columbus, OH. Brian Estabrook now feels at "home" at my house. In fact, we pretty much refer to my house as "home". We stay up incredibly late watching tv, sitting in the hottub, battling it out Wii-sports style, playing ping-pong, and swearing at each other. Owen Heisey has also been by quite a bit... mostly for the ridiculous evenings with Estabrook. Keep in mind, Owen is deceptively good at Wii tennis.. but nowhere near my level of expertise. My dominance at Wii sports is slightly played down by the fact that I sit down for every sport, and at first glance it would appear that I am completely uninterested in the task at hand. Estabrook really gets into it though... especially tennis. He's probably the worst Wii tennis player I've ever seen.